My gf is the sexiest and best gf ever. I'm so extremely in love with her and I wish that she was the one I had met sooner. The other day my gf and I got into a weird conversation. I was telling her about this show I was watching about a guy who was into feet fetishes. I told her that it was disgusting, but I couldn't pull myself away from watching the show. I couldn't believe there was people like that, I told my girl that he loves when girls take off their shoes in front of him - and he says the sweatier and smellier they are, the more he loves it. My gf almost spit out her drink. She was telling me a story about this girl in her gym who has the worst hygiene, that would be so perfect for him. She said, although, she is gay.
My gf and I were cracking jokes about this girl who never showers and has tons of hair down there as well as her armpits. I can really get into details on a blog because it doesn't sound as funny. It was surprising too that this girl, who looks like a man and smells insanely disgusting could have a gf. We were making fun of how the girl can even stand her gf scent, her huge bush down their and her hairy pits!!! It's crazy that the girl has been in relationship with her for 5 years! I guess love is that blind!!! I told my gf that maybe she has no sense of smell. My gf said, that she does have a good sense of smell because her gf's scent would fill the girls locker room at the gym. One time the she-man's gf came to meet up with her gf, she was asking what the bad smelling scent was that was occupying the room! Seriously, it's crazy how she doesn't know her own gf's scent, let alone live with it!
I told my gf that I didn't know what to tell my mom about my trip in visiting her. She gave me a scenario to tell my mom: she said to tell her that I have a great opportunity for a photography seminar in the UK to take pictures of portrait and landscape photography. She told me to ask my mom what she thought of my "great opportunity". I told my gf that I can't use that excuse anymore, I already did something like that when I went to visit Sofia for web design.
My gf said of course I will be able to use that excuse and she was explaining that I'll have pictures to show and she told me a bunch of other things. She told me to pretend that she was my mom and act out what I will tell her. I told my gf and she started laughing. She told me to sound more convincing and that I sounded like I'm just reading it. I told my gf that I can't do it because I'm such a bad liar! She told me that it's a good thing for her to know, because now she will be able to tell when I'm lying. She was like stop looking like you are guilty of something! She told me that she's going to have her mom train me on lying because she's good at making every lie seem like it's the truth (she learned it from her days in the military). I told my gf that I'll just tell her I'm going to see my gf! She said does she know that you have a gf again that's in the UK? I said - um, well I don't know. She said that I should stick to the story and not crack into telling her the truth.
My gf and I talked for a long time and she told me that she had to go shower and get some sleep. I said ok to my baby and told her to have sweet dreams in Greek. Then we got into the conversation about how she said she will ask her dad's housekeeper, Tessie, to teach her filipino. She said that she was the best housekeeper her dad had before the other ones. I told her, what were the other ones? She said the other one was Russian and my gf was trying to tell her things in her own language and the lady was acting like she didn't understand.
My gf told me that Tessie is amazing and that she helps her with a lot of things. She said that she made a filipino dish, that tasted so good, but she couldn't remember the name of it. My gf said that Tessie had sent her some homemade cookies to her and my gf bought her some malts in the UK to send back to her. My gf was saying how much she loves her, she was like - well of course not more than I love you babe! <3 My gf was telling me how in the summer she's going to fix up the attic at her dad's place and make it her room. She said she wants to make the floors wood, get a couch, nice bed and a tv (and of course an xbox). She said that she is going to ask Tessie to help her. My gf said she would do it herself, but there is too much for even her to handle. We kept on talking and she told me she really had to go for her shower and sleep. I blew her a kiss and she blew one back to me. She also told me another phrase to use instead of onira glikia because she couldn't tell me that at the moment because I wasn't ready to sleep yet. See below our texts to each other.
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